I dont even know where to begin with this. Im not sure what is more mind blowing to me, the information I received, or the way I received it?
PLEASE, if you have heard this, if I am somehow late on Lost news, or if …someone, made this up and it doesnt work, please…just tell me.
I would say I want it to be wrong to know I am being messed with, but…well, judge for yourself. I dont really get any of this…I am very confused, for many reasons…you will understand.
As we all know, I enjoy playing a mysterious role on the site. I do so for several reasons, the most important is, its fun. Very few people know I watch Lost, let alone frequent this site as much as I do. Especially at the box factory. For those of you in the dark, yes, that is my work.
Regardless, I took the time to go and grab an Apollo Bar and some Dharma soda today. Gone for about twenty minutes total from my desk.
Although I do watch the site for the better part of the day, one thing I do, is make sure I cover my ground behind me, especially at work. Meaning, not staying logged in when Im not at the computer, not ever saying who I am on the site, and make sure NOBODY sees me on, like anyone where I slave would know what the hell I was talking about anyway. In fact, when the few who watch Lost at the factory discuss, I just kind of sit back and…well, laugh. The amount of nonsense that spews from some is beyond me. I overheard someone ask today if we were ever going to find out why Christian is trapped in a cabin in the future last week. I couldnt even begin to explain so I just sat, bit my lip practically to blood, as the other explained how it has to do with the fact that he is actually ALL the losties father, and they just dont realize it yet…I cant make this s#*t up. Being those are the only two who watch Lost there, I have resorted to conversing on why Hiro Nakamura is the key to Heroes…paint the walls with my blood…
But then today, something unexpected, to say the least, happened. I come back from my snack, and there is a note laying on my chair. This sounds fake. I will NOT feel bad if ANYONE does not believe this next part, but as I said earlier, I cant make this up…Im pretty good, but not this good.
So I figure it is some worthless paperwork, instruction, love letter, anything but what it actually is…
As I walk up and begin reading the note, I looked around for the camera, or at least a snicker from a fellow boxmaker…nothing.
I read the note, i read what it said, followed the instruction, and almost lost my job because I became distracted for a solid 15 minutes…Lost almost ate my Life.
I could post a picture of the note, but then, I could have also written the note to post, so whats the point…believe me or not, this is what it said….
“ONLY FOOLS ARE ENSLAVED, BY TIME AND SPACE”
“(ARROW POINTING) OVER…”
What in the hell? …then I did what the note says. I turned it over. And to my suprise, delight, fear, and awe…….it read as follows, mind you, I would take credit for something like this if I did it myself, but I didnt, and thats the kind of person I am. SO here it is, to all of you, the back of the note, and a possible answer we all have been wondering about…. you might want to sit down for this…
” BONES OF NADLERS MAY LAY LOST, DEEP IN CAVE”
Obviously, someone knows more than me. Obviously, someone knows who I am, or at least, what I do at my factory for the better half of the day. The question is, why would anyone do this? If they were into Lost even half as much as I, they surely would be a member of a site and posted this. I would take credit immediatly, not going to lie. Granted, nobody really knows who the hell I am, but credit where credit is due, no?
This is too good. I still dont know what to make of it, all 10 people I know and work with on a daily basis, I find sometimes difficult to believe they tie their shoes by themselves in the morning, let alone figure this out. And no one seems to have seen anyone else pass.
I am aware of the door to endless jokes I am opening with this, but for a half a second, try to just think of what the note said, and not the…”joke” I feel someone is playing.
Take from this what you want. Maybe someone said it before and I missed it, or maybe it is nothing. But the story alone I feel was worth the two minute to read it…
We are all fools, in our own way, I may be, in the end, the biggest one of all…
… but it appears ‘someone’ has just stepped up their game …
Go ahead, make fun, tell me where else you saw it…pick away…Its in fun for a reason…
Just remember…it actually makes sense.