Written 17th March
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty excited about the next Richard-focused ep.
I don’t really care to know his origin so much as where he gets his guyliner. ![]()
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@10:29:59
looks like bobby brown smudge pot, or MAC liner warmed up maybe?
haha this was the most insightful post ever!
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@11:04:15
He’s actually born with it.
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@11:04:54
Hm, sounds like that Maybelline commercial, doesn’t it…
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@21:18:30
It will be revealed that Richard is actually Cleopatra. That’s what the poison did to her, gave her a sex change and made her never age, yet keep the sexy I-just-got-my-eye-sockets-kicked-in eye shadow.
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@05:56:48
I recon the curse is simple. Jacob put boot polish on all the binoculars on the island thus giving richard his guyliner eyes.
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