The Twelve Days of Lostmas

Here’s a Christmas present for everyone here, a Lost version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Enjoy!

On the first day of Lostmas the Island sent to me Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the second day of Lostmas the Island sent to me two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the third day of Lostmas the Island sent to me three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the fourth day of Lostmas the Island sent to me four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the fifth day of Lostmas the Island sent to me five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the sixth day of Lostmas the Island sent to me six Bens-a-lying, five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the seventh day of Lostmas the Island sent to me seven DHARMA hatches, six Bens-a-lying, five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the eighth day of Lostmas the Island sent to me eight Sawyerisms, seven DHARMA hatches, six Bens-a-lying, five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the ninth day of Lostmas the Island sent to me nine Charlies singing, eight Sawyerisms, seven DHARMA hatches, six Bens-a-lying, five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the tenth day of Lostmas the Island sent to me ten Kates-a-stealing, nine Charlies singing, eight Sawyerisms, seven DHARMA hatches, six Bens-a-lying, five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the eleventh day of Lostmas the Island sent to me eleven Lockes-a-doing, ten Kates-a-stealing, nine Charlies singing, eight Sawyerisms, seven DHARMA hatches, six Bens-a-lying, five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

On the twelfth day of Lostmas the Island sent to me twelve Jacks-a-fixing, eleven Lockes-a-doing, ten Kates-a-stealing, nine Charlies singing, eight Sawyerisms, seven DHARMA hatches, six Bens-a-lying, five Smoke Monsters, four Hurley birds, three frenchmen, two polar bears and Naomi hanging in a tree.

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5 Replies to “The Twelve Days of Lostmas”

  1. Achalli, I love it man! So creative.. My favorite one is four Hurley birds..3 Frenchmen and 2 polar bears are right on consistent with show…When I first read “Naomi hanging in a tree”, I thought a little gruesome, but then remembered of course! She was hangin in tree after parachute duh… Have a Merry Christmas Achilli… I’m hoping for one big gift underneath my christmas tree “The Lost Encyclopedia”..I seriously doubt it though, my Mom hates Lost because she sees what it has done to me… Let’s hope the Lost producers/ABC/Disney give us the best Christmas gift in the near future; another Lost spinoff or movie

  2. Hi Bobt! Sorry it took awhile to respond. I’m glad you enjoyed this. The song was stuck in my head and I started playing around with the words. Problem is that there was so much that I could have used. For example I had seven Swans imploding, but it sounded a little messy.

    Although I haven’t commented, I’ve been enjoying your story. You’ve put a lot of effort in it and it is paying off.

  3. Achilli, so glad you’re reading my story man…I know I only have a few sticking along for the long haul…I know it’s super long (longer than I ever thought it could be, Emzi stopped publishing my stories on other site hehehe), but I feel so inspired to create another “version” of the lost story using all the Lost characters and elements that I could…I’ve been on vacation this last week, hope to create more episodes soon!

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