You Know Your Addicted To Lost When…..
A Simple Fun Game.. Not a theory……Comment on this with your ideas.
Examples–
You Know Your Addicted to lost when-
You change the “Enter” button on your computer to say ” Execute”
You say goodbye by saying ” See you in another life, brotha”
You use the slang ” Got caught in a net”
I take pride in getting other people addicted to lost.
You build your own lost golf course in your back yard.
You jump start your van by driving it over a cliff.
You find yourself at the beach trying to recreate Bernards SOS sign for fun.
Some stuff off the top of the head. I miss this thread was actually wondering the other day if you were still around. I say keep it up. People have had a lot of fun with this in the past. Hopefully peeps will catch on.
When you refer to co-workers at work with SAWYERISMS
When you beg your significant other to put a DHARMA LOGO on the wall behind the bed.
When you spend 7.5 hours of your work day reading and posting on LOST BLOGS.
When you think how cool would it be to crash on a remote island on your way to SYDNEY from LA (or the vice cersa)
When you go to bed after a new Episode and stay up for hours thinking about all the puzzle pieces that may or may not fit….and when you figure something out you want to tell the world because you feel ‘brilliant’
When you base the level of intellegince of a person based on there Understanding of Lost
OK, I of course do none of these things…but there are a couple
-When you sit through a college history class and relate everything that has happened in Western Civilization to the story-line of Lost.
-When you spend 100$ on Lost action figures.
-When you order every single book on Lost off the internet and collect the “trading cards”.
-When you text your “brotha” every 30 minutes about the different theories on Lost and real life coincidences that remind you of Lost.
-When your at a party and to mess with people that you haven’t met, you slip into a British or Scottish accent and tell them your name is Charlie or Des and this is your first weekend in the states. Not to mention they are blown away that you have survived a plane crash.
– When you wish you were eating Dharma Brand Cereal
When you hit your local retailer, and ask for a six-pack of Dharma Beer.
When you do something completley wrong and your exuse is..”because this is how its supposed to happen”.
when people annoy you you close your eyes and count to five, hoping they will disappear
And one that any true lost fan can atteset to…when you cannot do anything in life involving numbers, because you immediatly find either 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, or 42…and for some reason have to say them in your head at least once the whole way through
When you ask everybody if you are a man of Science or a man of Faith
lol those are good!
When you start addressing your 80 year old grandmother, by “hey dude”.
When you keep a Jesus statue by your door for protection.
When reading these comments you feel moved with pride
When you have a copy of Charles Dickens’ ” Our Mutual Friend” and plan on it being the last book you will ever read
when people start questioning your sanity because you spend the entire math class talking about LOST with your friend
When You have the Song “Saved” and ” You All Everybody” on your Ipod
When you often say to people ” Dont tell me what a can/cant do
when you try to explain lost to a friend and go on 70 tangents because the plot is too damn intricate, and the person knows less about lost now than when they knew nothing.
You know you’re addicted to LOST when the fist thing that comes to your mind is to hide in banyon trees when your stomach growls.
When everytime you hear “John Locke” in your philosophy class you instantly picture a bald guy with beady eyes and a suitcase full of knives.