Fight Club Quotes with a LOST Twist

Sinister inspired me to look up some Fight Club quotes…

Think about LOST (like that’s a chore or something) while reading them.
I’ve removed words from some for fun but not added. I think you’ll find them interesting:

Narrator:
You wake up at LAX. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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Tyler: Guys, what would you wish you’d done before you died?
Narrator: I don’t know. Turn the wheel now, come on!
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Tyler: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: mumbles…
Tyler: I’m sorry…
Narrator: I still can’t think of anything.
Tyler: Ah… flashback humor.
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Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing – 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory.
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Tyler: We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives.
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Tyler: It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
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Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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Tyler: Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
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Narrator: I am Jack’s wasted life.
Narrator: I am Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection.
Narrator: I am Jack’s broken heart.