The Worst Job in the World!

Well, did any of you see that famous worldwide campaign a year or so ago advertising “The Best Job in the World?”

http://www.islandreefjob.com.au/

Well maybe Jacob might as well create his own campaign and website competition for:

“The Worst Job in the World”

Come stay on a beautiful, paradise of an island*:

Fresh, organic Mangos

Fresh and charcoal BBQ’d Roast Pork

Fish caught locally

Hot Babes/Hot Guys (depending on your gender or sexual preference)

Travel back in time and reinvest in business or a lottery ticket

Immortality: look tanned and muscled forever

Golf Course (VW Combi buggy included in membership)

Doesnt sound too bad actually, until you read the fine print.

*”The Worst Job in the World” Ltd does not accept responsibility for any Devils, territorial Black Smoke, murdering psychos, ghosts from your christmas past and present, drinking and hardcore drugs and medical pills abuse, kidnapping, eternal fighting against unknown forces, volatile dynamite fuses, unfaithful relationships, unsatiably hungry billionaires, missing bodies, plagues and any other unforseen circumstances that the chosen candidate for the advertised employment opportunity should face.

**”The Worst job in the World” reserves the right to change the candidate/applicants and job description and its particulars at any time.