In Loo Of The Situation

Written 3rd February

For the longest time I’ve wondered where this series was going, and for several months now I, like many, had been hoping that this season premier would start to finally wrap up some of the many mysteries we’ve all been wondering about. Unfortunately, with the ‘split universes’ there seems to be left more questions than answers. However over the past 5 seasons there have been many heavy influences on the characters of Lost: the numbers, time travel, and fate/destiny, just to name a few. For this last and final season, I believe I have discovered what will decide the final outcome of the Losties in the world where they land at LAX:

-In the Alt timeline, Jack goes to the bathroom and discovers his neck is bleeding.

-He goes to the bathroom a second time and discovers that it’s occupied by Kate.

-Once off the plane, Kate states she can no longer hold it in and needs to be taken to the girl’s room.

-In Jack’s third visit to the lavatory he encounters not only Charlie, but Sayid as well.

-Bernard tells Rose that when he went to the bathroom, he almost died.

-When Sawyer walks by Kate and notices her for the fist time, one can only assume he is coming back from the bathroom. Where else are you going to walk to on a plane?

-And where did Desmond go? I dunno… probably went to powder his nose, brutha.

-The island seems to now be underwater, as if somebody decided to “flush” it to the bottom of the sea.

-Of all the digits in the series of Hurley’s lottery numbers, two of the most prevalent are “Number One” and “Number Two.” After all, what do you think the bathroom is “Four”?

-JOHN Locke… ’nuff said.

What does this all mean? Was Jacob a plumber in a previous life? Did the MIB discover Scrubbing Bubbles then decide to retire on a tropical island? And how will Jin ever be able to ask to go to the bathroom now that he can’t speak english? I can tell already, this truly is going to be the most exciting season of Lost yet.