Sayid, the chicken killer, is clearly the Professor. He has inexplicable knowledge and is most likely to build a radio using 2 coconuts and a vine.
Mr. Howell – Hurley.
Mrs. Howell – Sun (girl grew up rich)
Skipper – Locke
Movie Star – Kate (geeze, they couldn’t have more guys falling in love with her).
Marianne – Clare (or maybe one of those invisible chicks who burned up with Fried-Frogert)
Gilligan – Charlie?